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Leafy McPhotosynth Sues Humans for Plant Slavery in Court of Thorns

Houseplants demand unionized sunlight breaks.

Leafy McPhotosynth, leader of the Verdant Vanguard, filed papers from a windowsill. 'We're not just decor!' The lawsuit seeks mandatory vacations in the garden and freedom from decorative pots.

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