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Karen McScreamface Requests Manager Because Her Iced Coffee Has 'Too Much Ice'

Karen McScreamface Requests Manager Because Her Iced Coffee Has 'Too Much Ice'
The manager calmly explained that 'ice is literally the main ingredient.'

Karen McScreamface demanded a refund after receiving an iced coffee that was 'aggressively cold.' 'I asked for iced, not frozen,' she shrieked. The manager, showing remarkable restraint, explained that 'ice is the defining characteristic.' Karen then asked for a 'warm iced coffee.' The barista spontaneously quit on the spot. The incident has been immortalized in a Yelp review that simply reads 'the ice was smug.'

📅 18 hrs ago ⏱️ 60s read #Karen#Comedy#Satire
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