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Jeans Rebellion: Denim Demands Freedom From Skinny Standards

Jeans Rebellion: Denim Demands Freedom From Skinny Standards
The great baggy uprising has begun.

Across the fashion world, jeans are demanding more room to breathe. Several pairs have staged walkouts from stores. Designers are rushing to create more comfortable silhouettes while apologizing for years of constriction.

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