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Investment Firm Launches 'Procrastination Fund'

Returns guaranteed... eventually.

Delay Capital Management promises slow but steady growth. 'We invest in things you'll do tomorrow,' explained their CEO from his hammock. Early investors report excellent naps and moderate financial anxiety.

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Finance#Procrastination#Humor

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