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Investment Banker Quits Job to Become Professional Nap Consultant

Charging $500 per hour for optimal sleeping advice.

Former Wall Street hotshot Chad 'Power Nap' Thompson found his true calling in helping executives maximize their rest. 'Sleep is the ultimate currency,' he says from his custom nap pod office. His client list includes several Fortune 500 CEOs.

📅 16 hrs ago ⏱️ 69s read #Finance#Napping#Career

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