Influencer Spends $50,000 On Prom Dress Made Entirely Of Instagram Engagement Metrics

Social media influencer Bella Thetra, known for her lifestyle blog 'Living My Best Life (Debt),' has revealed that she spent $50,000 on a custom prom dress made entirely of Instagram engagement metrics. The dress, created by avant-garde designer Viktor Cash, features real-time updating numbers showing the wearer's current follower count, average likes per post, and engagement rate. The fabric changes color based on social media performance: blue for high engagement, gray for average performance, and an alarming shade of brown for anyone who has posted something embarrassing recently. At prom, Bella's dress turned an embarrassing shade of mauve when she posted a photo with a filter that made her look 'like a Victorian ghost having an identity crisis.' She reportedly cried for three hours while her engagement rate dropped from 4.2% to 0.8%.