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HOA Bans All 'Non-White' Christmas Lights, Neighborhood War Erupts, Police Called

HOA Bans All 'Non-White' Christmas Lights, Neighborhood War Erupts, Police Called
The rainbow lights were 'unseasonal' and 'divisive.' The neighborhood is now 'seasonal police.'

The Oakwood Homeowners Association voted to ban all non-white Christmas lights, calling them 'aesthetic chaos.' The neighborhood divided. 'It's not about color, it's about tradition,' one member said. 'It's about control,' another said. The police were called when a resident strung up 47 rainbow lights. 'I'm being festive,' he said. 'You're being defiant,' the HOA president said. The war continues.

📅 16 hrs ago ⏱️ 66s read #HOA#Politics#Satire
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