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High Heels Rebellion: Footwear Demands Comfort Revolution

High Heels Rebellion: Footwear Demands Comfort Revolution
Designers scramble as stilettos unionize.

The International Heel Alliance marched down fashion week runways demanding better arch support. 'We're tired of being instruments of torture,' said one particularly vocal red bottom. Several celebrities have joined the cause.

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