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Hats Demand Recognition as Independent Fashion Items

Hats Demand Recognition as Independent Fashion Items
No longer willing to be mere head accessories.

The International Cap and Hat Federation held a press conference demanding equal rights. 'We have personalities too,' said a particularly outspoken fedora. Fashion weeks are adjusting their shows to feature standalone hat presentations.

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