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Guy's Voice Has A 'Different Opinion' Than His Thoughts, He's Having Internal Debates

Guy's Voice Has A 'Different Opinion' Than His Thoughts, He's Having Internal Debates
His voice says one thing, his thoughts say another. They disagree on everything.

Jake McVoice has discovered his voice and thoughts don't agree. 'I think 'I should be productive,' but my voice says 'nah,'' Jake said. 'We're in constant conflict.' His voice and thoughts are having 'internal debates.' Jake is now 'negotiating' between them. 'I need a mediator,' Jake said. 'Maybe I'll write it down.'

📅 1 week ago ⏱️ 62s read #Voice#Thoughts#Comedy
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