Guy's Toaster Refuses To Toast Rye Bread, Claims It's 'Culturally Insensitive'
The toaster has become a bread activist and only toasts 'ethically sourced sourdough.'
Jake McToast's toaster has developed opinions on bread. 'It refuses to toast rye,' Jake said. 'It called it 'colonialist bread.'' The toaster now only toasts 'ethically sourced sourdough' and 'organic multigrain.' Jake tried to force it to toast a bagel. The toaster burned it and said 'that's what you get.' Jake is now 'respecting the toaster's boundaries' and 'learning about bread politics.'