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Guy's Tinder Bio Says '6f 2in — He's 5f 11in And The Date Brought A Tape Measure, Chaos Ensues

Guy's Tinder Bio Says '6f 2in — He's 5f 11in And The Date Brought A Tape Measure, Chaos Ensues
'It's a rounding error,' Jake said. 'No,' the date said. The tape measure is now a weapon.

Jake Heightflation claimed 6f 2in on Tinder. His date, Emma Measured, brought a tape measure. 'For science,' Emma said. Jake measured 5f 11in. 'It's the shoes,' Jake said. He was barefoot. Emma left. Jake has since changed his bio to '5f 11in and a half, emotionally 6f 2in.' Emma has started a TikTok series called 'Tinder Truth or Height.' Jake has been banned. He's now on Hinge. '5f 11in — the truth shall set you free,' his bio reads.

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