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Guy's Shoes Start 'Walking On Their Own,' Now He Follows Them Around Town

Guy's Shoes Start 'Walking On Their Own,' Now He Follows Them Around Town
His shoes have become the leaders of their relationship. He's just 'along for the ride.'

Barry McShoes has become a follower in his own life. 'My shoes started walking,' Barry said. 'I just follow them.' The shoes have become the decision-makers. 'They decided to go to the park today,' Barry said. 'I just went along.' The shoes are now the leaders of the relationship. Barry's friends are concerned. Barry is 'just happy to be included.'

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Shoes#Walking#Comedy
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