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Guy's 'Quick Workout' Turns Into 3 Hours Of Watching Workout Videos While Eating Chips

Guy's 'Quick Workout' Turns Into 3 Hours Of Watching Workout Videos While Eating Chips
He's now an expert in 'how to work out' and 'how to not work out.' Guess which one he chose.

Jake McFitness planned a 'quick 30-minute workout.' 3 hours later, he had watched 47 workout videos, eaten a family-sized bag of chips, and 'researched the best pre-workout' (he never worked out). 'I'm learning the theory,' Jake explained. His gym membership has been active for 14 months. He's been 3 times. The chips are now a 'post-workout snack' — for a workout he didn't do.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Fitness#Procrastination#Comedy
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