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Guy's 'Quick Trip To The Hardware Store' Takes 6 Hours, Returns With A Pet Parrot And No Tools

Guy's 'Quick Trip To The Hardware Store' Takes 6 Hours, Returns With A Pet Parrot And No Tools
He saw the parrot at a pet store next door. 'We connected,' he said. His wife is 'not amused.'

Jake McParrot left for a screwdriver at 10 AM. He returned at 4 PM with a parrot, a birdcage, and no screwdriver. 'I saw him and I just knew,' Jake said about the parrot. 'We connected.' His wife, Sarah, asked about the screwdriver. 'Oh no,' Jake said. 'I forgot.' The parrot is now named 'Screwdriver.' Sarah has started a 'hardware intervention.'

📅 6 hrs ago ⏱️ 66s read #Shopping#Parrots#Comedy
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