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Guy's 'Quick Grocery Run' Takes 3 Hours Because He Had To Research Every Purchase On His Phone

Guy's 'Quick Grocery Run' Takes 3 Hours Because He Had To Research Every Purchase On His Phone
He now knows the entire supply chain of the organic avocados. He still doesn't know what's for dinner.

Jake Researcher entered the grocery store for milk. He emerged 3 hours later with a binder full of notes. 'I needed to compare grass-fed vs grain-fed,' Jake explained. 'And also the sustainability practices of the yogurt company.' He forgot the milk. His family ate cereal with water. Jake is now 'meal prepping' — which means 'researching recipes he'll never make.'

📅 12 hrs ago ⏱️ 62s read #Shopping#Overthinking#Comedy
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