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Guy's Pickup Line Was So Bad She Screenshotted It, Framed It, And Hung It In Her Office

Guy's Pickup Line Was So Bad She Screenshotted It, Framed It, And Hung It In Her Office
The museum of bad pickup lines has offered her $500 for the original screenshot.

'Are you a parking ticket? No wait, that's not right.' That's the message Tyler McRizz sent to Jessica Thompson. Jessica not only didn't reply — she printed the message, framed it, and hung it in her office. 'It's motivation,' Jessica explained. 'If I can survive this DM, I can survive anything.' Tyler has since deleted his Instagram. The DM is now part of a modern art exhibit.

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