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Guy's Mouth Has 'Dry Humor' Disorder, Everything He Says Comes Out 'Slightly Sarcastic'

Guy's Mouth Has 'Dry Humor' Disorder, Everything He Says Comes Out 'Slightly Sarcastic'
His mouth has a 'sarcasm filter' he can't turn off. He says 'I love you' and it sounds like a joke.

Jake McMouth has developed a 'sarcasm filter' he can't control. 'Even when I try to be sincere, it comes out funny,' Jake said. His mouth has 'dry humor disorder.' He said 'I love you' to his girlfriend and it sounded like a joke. His girlfriend is 'confused but amused.' Jake has started using emojis to clarify his tone.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Mouth#Sarcasm#Comedy
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