Guy's Left Nostril Sues Right Nostril For 'Breathing Inequality,' Demands Balanced Airflow
The lawsuit cites 'unequal distribution of oxygen' and 'emotional distress.'
Jake McNose has been served with a lawsuit by his left nostril against his right nostril. 'The left nostril claims it's doing all the work,' Jake said. The lawsuit demands 'balanced airflow' and 'emotional compensation.' Jake's nose is now in 'breathing mediation.' The right nostril claims it's 'been trying' and the left is 'being dramatic.' Jake just wants to breathe normally.