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Guy's Left Hand Starts A Rivalry With His Right Hand, Now Typing Is 'Diplomatic Negotiation'

Guy's Left Hand Starts A Rivalry With His Right Hand, Now Typing Is 'Diplomatic Negotiation'
The left hand is 'faster' and 'more ambitious.' The right hand is 'methodical' and 'resentful.'

Jake McHands has a rivalry between his hands. 'The left hand is more ambitious,' Jake said. 'The right hand feels undervalued.' Typing has become a 'diplomatic negotiation.' The hands now have a 'hand summit' every morning. 'They hash out their differences,' Jake said. 'It's exhausting.' Jake is considering hiring a 'hand mediator.'

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