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Guy's Keys Have Started 'Ghosting' Him, Only Appear When He's Already Late

Guy's Keys Have Started 'Ghosting' Him, Only Appear When He's Already Late
The keys are now 'non-committal' and only show up 'when it's inconvenient.'

Jake McKeys has been ghosted by his own keys. 'They only appear when I'm already late,' Jake said. 'It's like they're laughing at me.' The keys have become 'non-committal.' Jake has tried to set boundaries. 'I asked them to be more reliable,' Jake said. 'They didn't respond.' Jake's keys are in 'a difficult phase.'

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Keys#Ghosting#Comedy
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