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Guy's 'I'm Not Ready For A Relationship' Was Code For 'I'm Not Ready To Stop Seeing Other People'

Guy's 'I'm Not Ready For A Relationship' Was Code For 'I'm Not Ready To Stop Seeing Other People'
His roster had 4 people. His excuse had 1. The math wasn't mathing.

Tyler Roster told his situationship he 'wasn't ready for a relationship' while actively dating 4 other people. 'It's different,' Tyler explained. 'I'm not ready for labels.' His situationship found the others through a 'are we dating the same guy' Facebook group. The group now has 400 members. Tyler is now 'taking time for himself' — which means 'hiding from 5 angry women.' His DMs are closed. His location is off.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 70s read #Dating#Situationship#Drama
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