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Guy's 'I'm Not Ready For A Relationship' Was Code For 'I'm Not Ready To Stop Seeing 4 Other People'

Guy's 'I'm Not Ready For A Relationship' Was Code For 'I'm Not Ready To Stop Seeing 4 Other People'
The 'roster' has been exposed. The 'not ready' guy is now 'not ready' to face his exes.

Jake Roster told his situationship he 'wasn't ready for a relationship.' He was, however, ready to date 4 other people. 'It's different,' Jake explained. 'I'm not ready for labels.' His situationship found the others through a 'are we dating the same guy' Facebook group. The group now has 400 members. Jake has deleted all apps. He is now 'focusing on himself.' Alone. In hiding.

📅 20 hrs ago ⏱️ 68s read #Dating#Roster#Drama 🔥 Breaking
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