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Guy's 'I'm Not Like Other Guys' Was Immediately Followed By Him Being Exactly Like Other Guys

Guy's 'I'm Not Like Other Guys' Was Immediately Followed By Him Being Exactly Like Other Guys
He ghosted, he lied, he said 'I'm just not ready.' The prophecy fulfilled itself.

Jake Unique spent 3 dates explaining how 'different' he was. Then he ghosted. Then he came back. Then he ghosted again. 'I'm just not ready for a relationship,' he texted. His ex has framed his 'I'm not like other guys' text as 'Exhibit A.' 'He was exactly like other guys,' she said. 'Worse, actually. Other guys didn't spend an hour convincing me otherwise.' Jake is now 'working on himself.' Sure, Jake.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #Dating#Ghosting#Drama
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