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Guy's 'I'm Not Like Other Guys' Is Followed By Him Ghosting, Proving He Is Exactly Like Other Guys

Guy's 'I'm Not Like Other Guys' Is Followed By Him Ghosting, Proving He Is Exactly Like Other Guys
The prophecy fulfilled itself in 3 dates. She has framed his texts as 'Exhibit A.'

Jake Unique spent 3 dates explaining how 'different' he was. Then he ghosted. 'I'm just busy,' Jake texted 2 weeks later. His ex, Emma, has framed his 'I'm not like other guys' text. 'He was exactly like other guys,' Emma said. 'Worse, actually. Other guys didn't spend 3 hours convincing me otherwise.' Jake is now 'working on himself' — which means 'dating other people.' Emma is now 'working on her collection of framed texts.'

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