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Guy's 'I'm Just Being Realistic' Is Code For 'I Will Crush Your Dreams With Statistics'

Guy's 'I'm Just Being Realistic' Is Code For 'I Will Crush Your Dreams With Statistics'
'You probably won't succeed,' Jake said. 'Statistically.' His friend stopped sharing goals. Jake is now alone.

Jake Realistic has an opinion on everything: 'that probably won't work.' His friend shared a dream. 'Statistically, you'll fail,' Jake said. His friend stopped talking. 'I'm just being honest,' Jake said. He is now alone. 'People can't handle the truth,' Jake said. His therapist suggested 'maybe supporting people.' 'I'm supporting them with data,' Jake said. The data shows he has no friends.

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