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Guy's 'I'm Just Being Honest' Is Code For 'I'm About To Say Something Unnecessarily Hurtful'

Guy's 'I'm Just Being Honest' Is Code For 'I'm About To Say Something Unnecessarily Hurtful'
He 'honestly' told his girlfriend her cooking was 'fine, I guess.' He is now single. 'I was just being honest,' he said.

Jake BrutalHonesty prides himself on 'telling it like it is.' He told his girlfriend her lasagna was 'edible.' 'I'm just honest,' Jake said. His girlfriend is now his ex. 'I'm just honest,' Jake repeated. His friends have started a 'Jake's Honesty Support Group' — for people he's offended. Jake is now 'looking for someone who appreciates brutal honesty.' He is looking alone.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Honesty#Relationships#Satire
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