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Guy's 'I'm Just Being Honest' Is Actually 'I Have No Filter And It's Everyone Else's Problem'

Guy's 'I'm Just Being Honest' Is Actually 'I Have No Filter And It's Everyone Else's Problem'
He told his boss her presentation was 'fine, I guess.' He's now 'exploring other opportunities.'

Jake Brutal prides himself on 'honesty.' He told his boss her presentation was 'fine, I guess.' He told his girlfriend her lasagna was 'edible.' He told a stranger their baby was 'average-looking.' Jake is now single, unemployed, and 'confused why everyone is so sensitive.' 'I'm just honest,' Jake said to no one. His friends have stopped calling. 'It's brutal,' one said. 'Not in a good way.'

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #Honesty#Relationships#Satire
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