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Guy's 'I'm Just Bad At Texting' Is Code For 'I Read Your Message And Chose Not To Respond For 3 Days'

Guy's 'I'm Just Bad At Texting' Is Code For 'I Read Your Message And Chose Not To Respond For 3 Days'
'I saw it,' Jake said. 'I was just... busy.' He was watching a 14-hour documentary about bread.

Jake BadTexter takes 3 days to respond to messages. 'I'm not a phone person,' Jake said. His phone usage: 12 hours daily. 'It's different,' Jake said. His girlfriend has started sending 'read receipt' screenshots. 'You saw it,' she said. 'I was thinking about my response,' Jake said. He watched 47 TikToks instead. His girlfriend is now 'taking space.' Jake is 'confused.' The bread documentary was very long.

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