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Guy's 'I'm Just A Simple Guy' Is Code For 'I Will Never Learn How To Operate A Washing Machine'

Guy's 'I'm Just A Simple Guy' Is Code For 'I Will Never Learn How To Operate A Washing Machine'
'I don't understand the settings,' Jake said. 'There are 3 settings,' his roommate said. 'It's overwhelming,' Jake said.

Jake Simple has avoided the washing machine for 47 years. 'It's complicated,' Jake said. There are 3 buttons. 'I don't know what they mean,' Jake said. His roommate has made a labeled guide. Jake lost it. 'I think it's the top button,' Jake said. He used fabric softener as detergent. His clothes are now 'scented but unclean.' 'I tried my best,' Jake said. 'You didn't,' his roommate said.

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