Guy's 'I'm Just A Simple Guy' Is Code For 'I Don't Know How To Cook Or Clean And I'm Proud Of It'
'I'm low maintenance,' Jake said. His definition: 'someone else maintains me.' His mom agrees. His ex does not.
Jake Simple claims he's 'easygoing.' Translation: his mom does his laundry, his ex cooked his meals, and his therapist is 'teaching him basic life skills.' 'I'm just simple,' Jake said. His ex called it 'weaponized incompetence.' 'I don't know what that means,' Jake said. He is now 'learning' — which means 'watching videos while his roommate cleans.' 'Progress is slow,' his therapist said.