Guy's 'I'm Just A Philospher' Is Code For 'I Ask 'Why?' To Everything And Contribute Nothing'
'Why do we need to meet at 2?' Jake asked. 'Because that's the time,' his friend said. 'But why?' Jake asked. He is no longer invited.
Jake Philosopher questions everything. 'Why do we need chairs?' Jake asked. 'To sit,' his friend said. 'But why sit?' Jake asked. His friends have stopped inviting him places. 'It's exhausting,' one said. Jake has started a philosophy podcast called 'But Why?' Episode 1: 'Why Podcast?' He has 2 listeners. 'Why listen?' he asked. The listeners left.