Guy's 'I'm Just A Gamer' Is Code For 'I'll Miss Your Birthday Because There's A Double XP Event'
'It only happens once a year,' Jake said. 'So does my birthday,' his girlfriend said. 'It's not the same,' Jake said.
Jake Gamer missed his girlfriend's birthday for a 'double XP event.' 'It's a limited opportunity,' Jake said. 'So was I,' his girlfriend said. She left. 'I don't understand,' Jake said. 'It was legendary.' His ex has started a support group called 'Survivors of Gamers.' The group meets on Tuesdays. Jake is 'raiding.' He's still single. 'I'm grinding,' Jake said. He's grinding alone.