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Guy's 'I'm Just A Gamer' Is Code For 'I Will Cancel Plans Because There's An Update'

Guy's 'I'm Just A Gamer' Is Code For 'I Will Cancel Plans Because There's An Update'
'The update is 47 GB,' Jake said. 'It'll take 3 hours.' His friends stopped asking. 'I'm dedicated,' Jake said.

Jake Gamer has missed 47 social events due to 'updates,' 'patches,' and 'ranked matches.' 'I can't, there's an event,' Jake said. The event was virtual. His friends have stopped inviting him. 'I'm just passionate,' Jake said. His girlfriend left. 'She didn't understand the grind,' Jake said. His therapist suggested 'balance.' 'The game has balance patches,' Jake said. His therapist sighed.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Gaming#Relationships#Satire
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