Guy's 'I'm Just A Foodie' Is Code For 'I Will Complain About Every Meal And Eat The Bread Basket'
'The entree is uninspired,' Jake said. He ate 3 baskets of bread. 'The bread was adequate,' Jake said.
Jake Foodie has refined taste — in bread. He criticizes everything else. 'The risotto is overrated,' Jake said. He ate 47 breadsticks. 'The bread is fine,' Jake said. His friends have stopped asking for recommendations. 'He's a bread critic,' one said. Jake has a food blog called 'The Bread Basket.' Every review is about bread. 'It's a niche,' Jake said. 'It's a carb addiction,' his friends said.