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Guy's 'I'm Just A Chill Guy' Is Tested By A Slightly Warm Beer, He Loses His Mind And His Reputation

Guy's 'I'm Just A Chill Guy' Is Tested By A Slightly Warm Beer, He Loses His Mind And His Reputation
'This beer is room temperature,' Jake said, enraged. 'It's a war crime.' The beer was fine. His friends were not.

Jake ChillGuy had 'chill' in his bio. He did not have chill. His beer was 'not cold enough.' 'This is unacceptable,' Jake said. His friends watched him spiral. 'It's just beer,' one said. 'It's the principle,' Jake said. He asked for a manager. The manager was his friend. 'Dude, it's beer,' his friend said. Jake is no longer 'chill.' He has removed 'chill' from his bio. It now reads 'seeks cold beverages and emotional regulation.' His friends are 'taking space.'

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #Personality#Irony#Satire
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