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Guy's 'I'm Just A Chill Guy' Instagram Bio Is Belied By His 47 Angry Comments On Local News Posts

Guy's 'I'm Just A Chill Guy' Instagram Bio Is Belied By His 47 Angry Comments On Local News Posts
'Why is the stoplight still red?' he raged. 'This is oppression.' The stoplight was green.

Jake Chill has 'chill guy' in his bio. His comment history tells a different story. 'THE SCHOOL BOARD IS CORRUPT' he posted at 3 AM. 'WHO APPROVED THIS POTHOLE?' The pothole was a shadow. Jake has been banned from the town Facebook group. 'I'm very calm,' Jake said, typing angrily. His neighbors have started a 'Jake Watch.' He's now 'chill' on main, 'chaos' in the comments.

📅 14 hrs ago ⏱️ 66s read #Social Media#Personality#Satire
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