Guy's 'I'm An Old Soul' Is Code For 'I Judge People Who Enjoy Things'
'You like TikTok?' Jake said. 'I prefer silence and resentment.' He's 24. Nobody invites him anywhere.
Jake OldSoul is 24. He 'doesn't get' modern music, social media, or 'why people laugh.' 'I was born in the wrong generation,' Jake said. He was not. He's just judgmental. His friends have stopped inviting him out. 'He complained about the lighting at the bar,' one said. Jake now spends weekends alone, listening to vinyl, resenting happiness. 'It's authentic,' Jake said. It's just sad.