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Guy's 'I'm An Empath' Was Actually Just Him Making Every Conversation About Himself

Guy's 'I'm An Empath' Was Actually Just Him Making Every Conversation About Himself
'I feel your pain' was followed by a 20-minute story about his own pain. His own pain was from stubbing a toe.

Trevor Empath claims he's 'highly sensitive' to others' emotions. His friends disagree. 'I told him my dog died,' one friend said. 'He talked about his hangnail for 30 minutes.' Trevor has started an 'empath support group.' The group meets to 'share feelings' — mostly Trevor's. Attendance is dropping. Trevor is now 'taking space to process' why no one validates his emotions. The irony is lost on him.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Empath#Personality#Drama
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