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Guy's 'I'm An Empath' Is Actually Just Him Making Every Conversation About Himself, Again

Guy's 'I'm An Empath' Is Actually Just Him Making Every Conversation About Himself, Again
'I feel your pain' was followed by a 30-minute monologue about his own pain. His pain was from a papercut.

Jake Empath claims he's 'highly attuned' to others. His friends disagree. 'I told him my dog died,' one said. 'He talked about his dry skin for 45 minutes.' Jake has started an 'empath collective.' The collective meets to 'share energy' — mostly Jake's. Attendance is dropping. Jake is now 'processing' why no one understands him. The irony is a black hole. He's still talking.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Personality#Satire#Comedy
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