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Guy's 'I'm A Nice Guy' Apology Is Just Him Explaining Why She's Wrong To Be Upset

Guy's 'I'm A Nice Guy' Apology Is Just Him Explaining Why She's Wrong To Be Upset
'I'm sorry you feel that way' was followed by 47 reasons why her feelings are invalid.

Jake NiceGuy delivered the classic non-apology: 'I'm sorry you feel that way, but actually here's why you're wrong.' The monologue lasted 45 minutes. His girlfriend left. 'I don't understand,' Jake said. 'I apologized.' His ex has started a podcast called 'Why Men Can't Apologize.' Jake called it 'unfair.' The irony is lost on him. He is now 'working on himself' — alone.

📅 20 hrs ago ⏱️ 66s read #Apology#Relationships#Satire
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