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Guy's 'I'm A Giver' In Bed Actually Means 'I Give Unsolicited Advice During And After'

Guy's 'I'm A Giver' In Bed Actually Means 'I Give Unsolicited Advice During And After'
He rated her performance 7/10 and offered 'constructive feedback.' She has not called him back. He's 'confused.'

Jake McFeedback described himself as 'a giver.' What he gave: performance reviews. 'I think you could improve your enthusiasm,' Jake said after intimacy. His date left immediately. 'I was trying to be helpful,' Jake said. His ex has started a podcast called 'Men Who Can't Read The Room.' Jake has offered to be a guest. To give feedback. On the podcast. About himself. She declined.

📅 4 hrs ago ⏱️ 66s read #Dating#Intimacy#Satire
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