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Guy's 'I'm A CEO' Hinge Bio Was A Lie — He's The CEO Of His Own One-Man 'Consulting' Firm

Guy's 'I'm A CEO' Hinge Bio Was A Lie — He's The CEO Of His Own One-Man 'Consulting' Firm
The firm's only client is his mom. She pays him in snacks.

Tyler McCEO lists himself as 'CEO of a consulting firm' on Hinge. The firm is called 'Tyler Enterprises.' It has one employee (Tyler), one client (his mom), and one office (his bedroom). 'It's about mindset,' Tyler explained. His mom pays him in 'snacks and emotional support.' Tyler's Hinge matches have started a support group. Tyler has now rebranded as 'founder' of 'a lifestyle brand.' The brand is 'Tyler.'

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Dating#LinkedIn#Drama
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