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Guy's 'I Don't Read Instructions' Results In Him Building A Bookshelf That Reads Instructions Back

Guy's 'I Don't Read Instructions' Results In Him Building A Bookshelf That Reads Instructions Back
The shelf has become sentient and is now lecturing him on proper assembly. 'I'm learning,' Jake said. The shelf is disappointed.

Jake McIKEA built a bookshelf that now speaks. 'You should have used the dowels,' the shelf said. 'I was improvising,' Jake said. 'You're the one who didn't read the manual,' the shelf responded. Jake is now in a relationship with his furniture. The shelf is critical. 'It's helpful,' Jake said. 'It's judgmental,' his wife said. The shelf has started a podcast called 'Assembly Required.' Jake is the co-host. The shelf is the boss.

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