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Guy's 'I Don't Read Instructions' Is Why His IKEA Bookshelf Now Doubles As Abstract Art

Guy's 'I Don't Read Instructions' Is Why His IKEA Bookshelf Now Doubles As Abstract Art
The shelf leans 45 degrees. He calls it 'postmodern.' His wife calls it 'a hazard.' The cat loves it.

Jake McIKEA refused to read the instructions. 'I have intuition,' Jake said. The bookshelf now has 3 legs, 2 extra shelves, and 'creative lean.' 'It's avant-garde,' Jake said. His wife has hired a professional. The professional couldn't fix it. 'It's art now,' the professional said. The cat has claimed the 'leaning shelf' as a perch. Jake is 'proud.' His wife is 'looking at apartments.' The shelf remains.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #IKEA#DIY#Comedy
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