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Guy's 'I Don't Need Directions' Results In A Bookshelf That Leans 47 Degrees And A Broken Relationship

Guy's 'I Don't Need Directions' Results In A Bookshelf That Leans 47 Degrees And A Broken Relationship
He calls it 'postmodern architecture.' His girlfriend calls it 'the final straw.' She's moving out.

Jake McDIY refused the IKEA instructions. 'I have spatial intelligence,' Jake said. 6 hours later, he had a bookshelf that leans 47 degrees and a girlfriend who is moving out. 'It's conceptual,' Jake claimed. His girlfriend has hired a moving van. The bookshelf is now 'art.' Jake is no longer allowed to assemble furniture or relationships. He's now 'supervising' — which means 'offering unhelpful suggestions.'

📅 18 hrs ago ⏱️ 68s read #DIY#IKEA#Comedy
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