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Guy's 'I Don't Need Directions' Leads Him To The Wrong State, He Blames GPS

Guy's 'I Don't Need Directions' Leads Him To The Wrong State, He Blames GPS
He ended up in Ohio. He was trying to go to 'Ohio Street' in his own town. He is not a smart man.

Jake McNavigation refused to ask for directions. 'I have intuition,' Jake said. He ended up in Ohio. He was trying to go to 'Ohio Street' — 4 miles away. 'The GPS was confusing,' Jake said. The GPS was not confusing. Jake has since bought a paper map. He's still in Ohio. His wife has started dating the GPS voice. Jake is now 'learning to ask for help.' He asked Siri. Siri sent him to Ohio again.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 66s read #Navigation#Comedy#Maps
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