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Guy's 'I Don't Need A Manual' While Building IKEA Furniture, Now Has Extra Parts And A Leaning Shelf

Guy's 'I Don't Need A Manual' While Building IKEA Furniture, Now Has Extra Parts And A Leaning Shelf
The shelf is now 'abstract art.' He calls it 'intentional asymmetry.' His wife calls it 'a hazard.'

Jake McDIY refused to read the IKEA instructions. 'I have intuition,' Jake said. 6 hours later, he had extra screws, a missing shelf, and a bookshelf that leans 45 degrees. 'It's postmodern,' Jake claimed. His wife has hired a professional. The professional also couldn't fix it. The shelf is now 'sculpture.' Jake is no longer allowed to assemble furniture. He's now 'supervising' — which means 'watching and offering unhelpful suggestions.'

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #DIY#IKEA#Comedy
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