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Guy's 'I Don't Like Labels' Is Code For 'I Want The Benefits Of A Relationship With Zero Accountability'

Guy's 'I Don't Like Labels' Is Code For 'I Want The Benefits Of A Relationship With Zero Accountability'
'What are we?' she asked. 'We're vibes,' Jake said. She left. 'I don't get it,' Jake said. 'I was being honest.'

Jake NoLabels wants 'all the perks, none of the work.' 'I don't need a label,' Jake said. 'I need effort,' his girlfriend said. 'Labels are limiting,' Jake said. 'Limiting your accountability,' she said. She left. Jake is now 'confused.' 'I was clear,' Jake said. He was not. He is now 'vibing alone.' 'It's complicated,' Jake said. 'It's not,' his ex said.

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Relationships#Labels#Satire
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