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Guy's 'I Don't Do Mornings' Is Code For 'I Will Be Unpleasant Until At Least 2 PM Every Day'

Guy's 'I Don't Do Mornings' Is Code For 'I Will Be Unpleasant Until At Least 2 PM Every Day'
His coworkers have learned not to speak to him before noon. 'It's not personal,' Jake said. 'It's just my personality.'

Jake NotAMorningPerson is 'aggressively unpleasant' until 2 PM. 'Don't talk to me before coffee,' Jake said. He has 4 coffees. He's still unpleasant. 'It's just how I am,' Jake said. His coworkers have started a 'Jake Schedule': no meetings before 2 PM, no small talk, no eye contact. 'I'm a night owl,' Jake said at 3 PM. He goes to bed at 9 PM. The math isn't mathing.

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